shank

To stab someone quickly and repeatedly in the side or lower back, usually with a shiv or, occasionally, a spork.

Dude, I totally just got shanked by that guy.
Your kidneys are bleeding. Did someone shank you?
It is impossible to shank The Unshankable Man.

by Heretic666 July 3, 2005

shanks

This is what amazing people say rather than saying "thanks."

Marko: Your a genious, bffl!
Me: Shanks!

by Bffl8 December 12, 2009

Shankadoodle

One who looks up the definition of shankadoodle.

Hey. Look at you. You're pretty, I bet...shankadoodle.CORN!

by Jpick April 9, 2003

Pussy shank

When you are having sex with a girl and your dick goes completely in and completely out.

"Brad said when he pussy shanked this girl it felt weird."

by Zach2k8 December 29, 2007

shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

shankopotomus

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

by islandchief October 24, 2009

Shankitied

stabbed multiple times by a dull object.

'WTF man how did that butterknife get stuck in you're rectum?'

answer- 'i was just Shankitied by that old lady'

'yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my ass so don't be complaining......bitch!

by bubsy954 April 29, 2010