light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

sifted

Another word for pissed off, rattled or just angry

man hes sifted or man im sifted cuse i faild my test

by -dil December 18, 2008

Shitted In Your Mouth

the act of proving someone wrong

Guy 1: Lebron James won the 2015 NBA Finals
Guy 2: No He didn't Stephen Curry did
Guy 1: Whatever
Guy 2: Yea I Just shitted in your mouth!

by Prince Christian November 16, 2015

shafted

when someone gets it up the back exit by someone else

gary got shafted by reidy today

by wazz February 13, 2003

shafted

when the chub heads for the deuce

"When Uncle George says 'Grab your ankles, Son,' you're getting shafted."

by Delilah & Jiselle May 22, 2006

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

Taylor Swifted

When a person makes a post on social media that is about you, but the author doesn't want to actually put your name in the post, like a Taylor Swift song about her exes.

Laura made a post about me, but was too scared to put my name to it. I feel like I've been Taylor Swifted into a vague post.

by Will Murjen November 16, 2019