Shavez

shavez is a broken hearted person who is normally depressed

Why are you being such a shavez?

by Yumi04 July 3, 2019

Hand Shave

Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).

Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

cowboy shave

A close shave in a hot bath, requiring a hand mirror, shaving brush, lather, and a razor. A cowboy shave also requires drinking whiskey neat, or straight from the bottle. Bonus points if there's a woman available to help soap your back. Self-care for the man just back from the dusty trail.

Watching Clint Eastwood take a cowboy shave in that spaghetti western looked so relaxing.

Saturday was self-care day. A cowboy shave and movie with the woman was exactly what I needed.

by DoctorJB October 5, 2020

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

Saavedra

It's a Spanish name people!

A name that no one knows how to say right.

When you don't know how to say something the right way and are too stupid to ask.

Pat, may I buy waay too many vowels?

gimme an S...gimme an A...gimme an A?...gimme a...ahhh forget it!

Saavedra

by Dericolany Dixzaldra August 27, 2008

no-shave-ember

A holiday which lasts the entire month of November. To observe it, one does not shave for the entire month.

Most commonly observed by college students.

A: "Dude, you're looking kinda beastly. Why don't you shave?"
B: "Sorry, man, no can do. There are still two weeks left in No-shave-ember."

by abcde November 16, 2006