Selfie King

1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff

4:Anyone called Jamie

Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'

Girl 2: Ewwwww aha

Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot

Girls 1 & 2: ....

by AddictWithAHarpon February 18, 2017

fire selfie

Hot selfie, poppin', cool.

*great aunt posts new selfie for facebook profile pic*
"Damn, Aunt Jule! That's a fire selfie!"

by bitchpleeeeeease December 2, 2015

Serbie

This word/name can be used as a strong comfirmation, or much like the adjective "Sederick" also means the higest forms of Sexiness and or coolness

"you gonna be at the par-tay tonight?"
"serbie yeah man!!"

"you looked so serbie today"

by Mekoism May 29, 2003

Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015

selfiecide

Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.

Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).

"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."

"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."

by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016

Golden selfie

Pissing on yourself while in the shower.

Who needs a golden shower when I can give a golden selfie?

by HustleRose October 2, 2013

Selfies

An act usally carried out by girls aged 12-21, the act involves taking photos of ones self while posing. If the act is carried out by a man, he is usally seen as being gay.

Example 1: Yo man, I seen you put selfies up on facebook... You gay cunt!

Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.

by bobwilllong July 19, 2012