Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

Serving life

An alternative meaning to that of serving life imprisonment (usually after breaking the law) where it states that something is so good you are devoted to it. Another meaning could be that you want to have that object imprisoned by you because you love it so much.

Who's that young aesthetically pleasing female over there? Because she is serving LIFE!

by Dankpepes November 12, 2015

Seeding

Seeding happen during a Squad match when the server population is lower than 50 ( 25 vs 25 ). Special rules "Seeding rules" are often enforced in an attempt to make the game more enjoyable with lower population.

"this server is shit, its never gets past seeding"

by One3Two March 31, 2021

Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

Skeeving

To become extremely paranoid while under the influence of weed.

Frient 1: Hey lets go toke a bowl
Frient 2: Hold up man let's wait until the cops leave or else I'll be skeeving for days

by TRexLex14 November 14, 2012