lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010

Reverse Sandal

Verb: The act of causing a pink sock, then putting an actual sock on it, then put a Sandal on it upside down.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.

Bro, I reverse sandaled that drunk chick last night. So hard.

Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.

by Reverse Sandal Guy October 18, 2017

white sandals

People who believe they are the ones chosen by God himself to carry the wounded to the "otherside" of life

AKA: Captain save a hoe

Man, there you go with that white sandals shit, tryin to make that girl somethin' she ain't

by Say_Stasia January 18, 2018

Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.

That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.

That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

isle of scandalucia

a place of scandal. A rip off.

"That there dodgy geezer tried to sell me one of his hoo-ers for $600"
"Man, that guy's from the isle of Scandalucia!"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003