scouts

The tiny but very potent farts released in the minutes prior to actually pooping

Like a general sending recon units to survey the battlefield ahead, so too does the mighty poop send its airborn scouts forward to clear the way.

by pennyloafer August 25, 2006

Boy Scouts of America

A Group of extreme right-wingers. Organization that hates gays and lesbians, atheists, and other such groups of people that "don't follow morals". Hide behind their oath and law for the justfaction of all of their hate. Basically the ROTC for middle and high school kids who just don't want to join ROTC cuz they feel it is too militaryisk while BSA is getting there. Kick scoutmasters out for being openly gay and take the rank of eagle scout back from kids who have already recived it because they are atheists.

O my fucking god I can't believe that I am a member of an organization that has believes so diferent from mine and bares a distint resemblance to the Republican party. What was I thinking when I joined was I stoned

by chimpdude December 23, 2004

Boy Scouts of America

We are Boy Scouts
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn

Scout: "Why hello old lady! Would you like help crossing the street?"

Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"

by x=-b+/-b2-4ac/2a April 11, 2009

oi scouts

A kick ass underground punk band that gets there stuff stolen from the Casualties

wow casualties stole that song from the oi scouts that sucks

by Jimmi Waxx C. November 13, 2004

Boy scouts of America

Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)

Plus, it looks great on your college reports.

stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"

Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"

Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"

Boy scout: "F*** you B***"

Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)

by a boyscout genius December 7, 2010

scrubs are for sinks

What you say when someone calls you a scrub

notquitecsguy1: wow scrub
Insomniac: scrubs are for sinks
CitizenFish: same

by Insomniac March 8, 2005

scrut

1: the combination of a scrag and a slut

2: the sound you make if you say "screw it" too fast

1: "That bitch stole my boyfriend!! Little scrut!!"

2: (computer craps out) "Aw, scrut!!"

by marysm June 3, 2010