Scabber

A female who is often engaged in the nefarious acts of using her femininity to gain ascendancy in a relationship - generally to siphon off the targets material belongings into her own possession. (A derivation of scabbing, the art of acquiring things from other people through legitimate requests).

Andrea the scabber saw the horde of subway stamps that the venerable hero of the story had amassed and immediately set forth using her most pleading tone (better used for begging sex) in order to secure a "small percentage" of his stash.

by Terrence Travesty November 1, 2005

Scoob

A noun AND verb used for anything and everything under the sun, its meaning always depending on its context and the tone of voice with which it is said.

Generally used to describe either amazing or painfully awkward situations.

After accidentally touching the girl's butt while standing in line at the cafeteria, the boy exclaimed "scooOOOOOOObbeeee!!!"

Person 1: Bro, the E-train just friend requested me on facebook.
Person 2: Scoob.

Bro, I just scooobed all over my hands.

Let's just scoob it on over to your place.

Person 1: THIS FREAKING PROJECT IS STRESSING ME OUT!!!
Person 2: Bro, you just gotta scoob the noob.
Person 1: Ahhhh scoob.

by scoobgnarbler5 January 8, 2010

Scabbage

The body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.

Waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: "Oh, man! That is disgusting! I can't serve this to the customer!"

Cook: Sorry, bro, we got so busy that I didn't even realize I had cut myself while making prep. We're slammed and don't have time for this. Just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. I promise that I'm disease free. A little scabbage won't kill him."

by Zawinul October 9, 2013

scoobiezoobie

blonde white girl on tiktok from London who got famous/hype cause of her smile

rando person in comments: SMILE FOR US!!! DO THE THING!!! YA DIGG 👹
scoobiezoobie: ... what have I got myself into bloody hell luv

by Regina bitchy George January 7, 2021

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008

Truck Stop Scabbing

An underground world of persons that meet at truck stops and engage in the act of "scabbing". This can be done in many differant forms such as; 1. Rubbing two scabs together; 2. Poking or Picking anothers scab; 3. Having person 1 on a side of a "Scab Hole" with their scab and person 2 on the other end of the "Scab Hole" sticks their finger through and pokes or picks at person 1's scab. This is most popular on the east coast of the US.

John has a secrect hobby, truck stop scabbing. He goes to differant truck stop locations and engages in scab rub's with other scabby's.

by No Internal Monologue May 11, 2010