Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
Get the schooled mug.by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
Get the School mug.A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.
Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!
Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!
Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!
by wazzip July 17, 2016
Get the School mug.A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.
by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016
Get the school mug.A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.
School is the punishment for being born.
by ching chong9 April 4, 2016
Get the school mug.A place that wastes energy and is a dungeon from hell, also 48% of what you learn is fucking pointless.
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain
by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 12, 2020
Get the School mug.School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.
by Work Ethic July 31, 2011
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