A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
by janitorforfree April 11, 2008
Man A: "Hey man, did you see that girl with the nice ass?"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"
by D. Davis December 02, 2008
a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
by Uncle Brin July 23, 2010
A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.
In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.
by Papa Jizzly January 31, 2009
Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show
I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.
by T-D January 28, 2016
What are you on the srinivas scale???
by Srinibobs November 03, 2021
Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10
by PMC1120 May 08, 2009