Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018

Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

Samuel

Big fat bender who belongs in a whale enclosure

Samuel go back to the whale enclosure

by arthurbaker04 November 24, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a dickhead

He called me gay, what a samuel

by Gangster_Joe May 9, 2019

Samuel

A gay fag

Look there’s a Samuel

Look like a gay cunt

by Teenbracelet November 19, 2018

Samuel

A Gucci wanna be Mexican who smells liek tacos everywhere he goes

Samuel walked into 2nd hour smelling like a taco

by Ramsey walls August 20, 2017

Samuel

VERY GAY LIKE EXTREMELY GAY.

Tiny peepee

Person One: Wow Samuel is gay

Person 2:Yeah lol

by Leftie64636 March 2, 2020