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Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Samuel by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019
A gay fuck that sucks fat cocks all fucking night with his milimeter penis. He will be a virgin till college and he lives in his moms basement till 40 years old
I suck and swoalow bbc (big black cock) all night.samuel
Samuel by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018
someone who will always be there for you and will feel sad if you have any problems and will try to solve your problems before his and then be really sad because nobody wants to solve his problems and people make fun of him but he gives them another chance every time
hey look at him he must be a Samuel he looks very sad tho
hello Samantha nobody likes you
I like my name Samuel but I am very sad
Samuel by worthlesskid February 8, 2019
A nice caring guy, who will accept you for who you are, He is easy to be around and he would never do anything to hurt your feelings. he is constantly horsing around and doesn't give a crap about school.
"That gut was so Nice & sweet, he must be a Samuel"
Samuel by Noa lang July 15, 2019
A Ethiopian nigga that gets zero bitches and thinks he good at basketball
“ Hey i’m Samuel “

stfu dickhead
Samuel by pussydestoryer554 April 25, 2022