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Sacrifuck

When you take the uglier of two options to take home from the bar so your homie can get laid.
Bro, I got you. I'll take the sacrifuck so you can score the hot chick.
by GuitarHero27 January 26, 2023
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Sacrificial whipping boy

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.
Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2023
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Sacrifice

an act of slaughtering an animal or person or surrendering a possession as an offering to God or to a divine or supernatural figure.
"they offer sacrifices to the spirits"
by robloxknown May 9, 2023
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Sacrifice

Just finish it you idiot! What are you DOING!? KILL HIM!! HAMMER HIM!!!
Hym "GOD DAMN YOU NIDA! KILL HIM!! KILL HIM DEAD!!!"

Iam "Aw that's kind of nice she went with him to the void..."

Hym "YOU CAN'T JUST SWING WITH YOUR ARM! YOUR SHOULDER NIDA! ACTIVATE THE MUSCLES IN YOUR SHOULDER! GOD DAMNIT!"

Iam "Nah, that was good. I liked the sacrifice one."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023
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Sacrilege

You would say that, you HAVE to hate it or your soul is going to be extra crispy in Hell, forever! And I know what you were insinuating, dipshit, but you're not going to do anything until I fuck and murder some kids and EVEN THEN... YOU still aren't going to do anything because you're a bitch. So... To you want to bring me some kids to fuck and murder and do you need me to find some myself? You can kill me today! I don't know if you want to put a gun to my head and you can pull the trigger after I finish or what?
Hym "The funny thing about sacrilege is that it exposes the Christian or religious monopoly on 'Goodness' anything that opposes Christianity is evil. Things are more or less good the closer they get to Christianity. 'Anyone that condemns me is evil because God said so.' So, now we all have to either agree that Christianity is good... Accept agnosticism (and allow the perpetuation of a sort of imposed solipsism where I just shut up and allow you to live in your little solipsistic dome)... or be evil. Those are the options Christians give you."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Sacrifice

It won't be to the person who pays the price but you don't care because you're solipsistic garbage.
Hym "And there's no reason to pretend otherwise. There's no shared humanity with people who consider you expendable. You can try to semantically reconfigure reality to firce people into a situation were they have to pretend to care about your lives or whether or not your kids get murdered but that's all it will ever be. It'll never be you who has to make the sacrifice. You'll do it in abstraction but that isn't a real sacrifice. Other people will always pay the price and as long as that's the case, you'll be... Well, not happy, but you be the one who escapes the blood price. And that's enough."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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