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Swansea Mechanic

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.
That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).
by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007
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sanshray

AWESOME KARP THAT IS AWESOME KARP
OH LOOK AT DA KARP XD SANSHRAY!!!
by upurbuttintotheright February 17, 2017
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Sanskrit

A planet (hasn't been found yet). It looks just like Earth, but the inhabitants are all like aliens and stuff. And there's a very different political landscape. Continents are Ashuka, Tapuka, Ebryl, Ahsyn, Fazua, Ozura, and Forzuke.
Sanskrit also has some better taste in world leader choice, if you know what I mean. *cough cough Trump cough cough Kim Jong cough cough Putin cough cough*
by Set Blue 23 December 6, 2018
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swansea

steroid abuse capital of europe.
Geographical and spiritual home of "spice-boys" - steroid abusers with mullets who spend even more time over their hair than an american news anchorwoman.
Home to a stangely polarized mix of wonderful open-hearted people, complete cunts, and not much in between
swansea is the only place outside of arkansas and turkmenistan where having a mullet is considered cool
by malfunctioning eddy August 15, 2007
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Swansea City

Swansea City Are A Football Club From Wales Known For Their Loud, Passionate And Sometimes Violent Supporters.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.
And It's Swansea City
Swansea City FC
We're The Greatest Team In Football
The World Has Ever Seen!
by Welsh_Man September 28, 2009
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Sanskrit

An ancient Indo-European language of India and the holy language of Hinduism. It shares connections with many languages in Europe and Asia, for example, English, German, Bulgarian, Russian, Greek, and Latin.

It has influenced many unrelated languages in its area as well, for example, the Dravidian languages have a significant amount of influence from Sanskrit. Sanskrit is the ancestor of many modern Indo-Aryan languages such as Hindi, Marathi, and Odia. Sanskrit is often credited as the mother of all Indo-European languages and even languages unrelated to it, but this is not the case. Sanskrit has no native script but is usually written today in the Devanagari script.
I speak Sanskrit.
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Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
by KweenRider November 30, 2011
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