fuck swan

a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period

that bitch is a fuck swan

by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015

swan hater

a swan hater is someone who is scared of swans. They have a tendency to run away from swans. They usually are scared of cows too.

“i really hate swans”
“your a swan hater”

by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

rim swan

Someone that historically is terrible in bed until they tongue your asshole and it turns out they're a natural at giving amazing rim jobs. It's their coming out party, a star is born, like the blossoming of the ugly duckling into the beautiful rim swan.

that guy is a real rim swan. you wouldn't think it but trust me.

by Prentice Capricorn August 4, 2018

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

Swan Queen

The ship consisting of Emma Swan and Regina Mills in the tv series One Upon A Time.

Person 1: I love Emma and Regina together

Person 2: Yeah Swan Queen should have been canon

by Vodkafingers July 23, 2018

Jamie Swan

Jamie Swan is a guard in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’ . He’s trained to de-escalate situations and is close with Neve Varjita and Micheal Jones.

Omg! Jamie Swan is so hot!

by Mingain September 23, 2021