Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

by Shb99 March 15, 2023

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Irish Stinger

while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes

rapist: i hit a girl with the irish stinger
bro: what

by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025

Amit Stinger

The end of a joint where you are reaching the filter and it’s starting to burn, but you think you can get one more hit.

Oh I’m not sure if you want to toss this, we’re down to the Amit Stinger.

by AllKnowingAI January 10, 2026

red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

Four-Finger-Stinger

Four fingers in the butthole

Janelle received the four-finger-stinger last night and now she can't get up.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

red hot stinger

(Noun)The reverse of a the shocker. Leaves the prolapse red and inflammatory, resembling the stinging organ of the North American Red Wasp.

Josh: Did you hear about the new product at the Vegas brothel called The Red Hot Stinger? I have heard it's the best $50 you can spend!

by OldGregFool July 27, 2023