Starbucks Socialist

A term used to describe a person who supposedly loathes corporate America, while at the same time being a major consumer of its products.

The phrase was coined after seeing numerous people drinking Starbucks coffee while preaching the wonders of socialism and the horror of corporate America.

Gabriel sipped his Starbucks coffee while lamenting the rise of corporate America.

by The Remster February 11, 2005

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011

starbucks hoe

A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl

Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe

by Djreckid408 November 23, 2015

Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.

Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Starbucks Australia

A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008

StarBucks Cakepop

A Starbucks cake pop is the most superior food to exist on this planet. If you say otherwise you will smooshed by Cakepop man

man: :O this that a Starbucks cakepop

y/n : ye-
man: boo boop *smooshes*

by anonymous September 3, 2021

Starbucks Tall

Since "tall" is the smallest size at Starbucks, you use the phrase "Starbucks Tall" to refer to someone who alleges to be tall, but is, in actuality, small. This could be in response to a friend/other well-intentioned individual who claims that a romantic prospect is "tall," or as a skeptical response to someone who describes himself as "tall" on his online dating profile.

Shelly <reading Jim's match.com profile>: This dude Jim's says he's tall! <Scoffs> Look at him standing next to his ride in this shot, though! <Sarcastically> Um, yeah - he's *Starbucks* Tall!

Shelly's Mom: Now, honey, just go out with Phil once. He's a great guy with a great job. Plus, he's tall.
Shelly: <skeptically> Mom, do you mean "tall" or "Starbucks Tall?"

by wolverleen March 19, 2010