Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number One Thousand And Twenty Nine On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024