carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
by Carpet Snail April 20, 2017
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Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
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Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)
Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year
by D3waffles October 27, 2021
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Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
by StinkStalker October 04, 2014
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Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.
I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.
by Missladydeath April 28, 2019
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snail jail

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."
by mailksnail February 01, 2016
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Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 16, 2017
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