snail bob

The best game ever (don't believe me? google it)

Snail Bob is the bestest game ever!

by ZettaWith3Teees October 27, 2020

White snail

Cumming on a girls belly (or multiple girls) and using it as a slip-and-slide.

Jerry: " yea, me and my girlfriends did the white snail yesterday!"
Owen: "noice roice!"

by InsanityUB June 9, 2017

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

by 4Chump March 20, 2021

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.

He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.

by Joshdelux October 2, 2010

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015