Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

A state of feeling grossed out and disgusted after encountering someone or something.

“Those new sketchers make me feel shrek”

by Highkite7 August 18, 2019

Shrek

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.

"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."

by Water_sheep November 3, 2019

shrek

cool green guy with donkey friend

"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp April 28, 2020

Shrek

A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.

I watch Shrek hentai.

by ejejbwba June 8, 2019