A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.
1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024
Get the shroomingmug. A plant in the tower defense series "Plants vs. Zombies" that does shoot spores at a long-range just like Peashooter does, but hides when a enemy goes close to it.
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
Get the Scaredy-shroommug. When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.
While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023
Get the Shroom Starchmug. When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
Get the Shroom Sittingmug. A plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots viral spores which does good damage but can turn Zombies into other Spore-shrooms once they're destroyed.
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Spore-shroommug. Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick
He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°
(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021
Get the shroomsmug. by anonymous October 25, 2017
Get the Shroom Walkingmug.