When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.
(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.
by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021
Get the Scrift mug.Someone who is pretending to be your friend but who will turn you in for his own good by any chance at any given time.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.
My work mate ask me to go have drink with him tonight to talk about problems he has with the boss and the company.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.
by Wulfie Woof Woof February 5, 2021
Get the shifty cunt mug.Men named Benjamin & go by Ben for short, really attractive and know it, makes females fall in "love" with them. They usually have one main chick and possible side hoes and they think that the main will wait for his sus AF ass, and hopefully they don't wait too long because main chicks don't wait forever.
Also, they try to be discreet about their 2nd lifestyle. If you're smart you will see right through men named Ben.
Also, they try to be discreet about their 2nd lifestyle. If you're smart you will see right through men named Ben.
"What's Ben doing??"
"Oh shit, I don't even know what happened to him?! He just left without saying a single word"
"Yeah, he is just acting shifty is all.."
"Oh shit, I don't even know what happened to him?! He just left without saying a single word"
"Yeah, he is just acting shifty is all.."
by Emgem99 February 10, 2022
Get the Shifty mug.Similiar to a Union Scab, if a shift is taken away unfairly someone whom is contracted and someone else takes the shift before the person whoms shift has been taken away could make their defence
Madeline took my shift, i really wanted to do that shift, and theres no reason why i would be unable to do that shift! what a Shift Scab!
by Snode March 29, 2022
Get the Shift Scab mug.Manager: “Trey! I have had enough of you screwing all of our employees and stealing mountain dews out of the fridge! You are going to have to endure a shift loss!”
by veggiebowl04 January 3, 2023
Get the Shift Loss mug.(Verb) The act of dealing drugs but using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your buyer out of the correct amount of drugs they intend to buy. Thus saving product and increasing profit.
*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip
*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip
1. I gave my client the Harvard Shift, now I have extra product and money!
2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...
2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...
by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014
Get the Harvard Shift mug.Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
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