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Super Shea Gordon

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
by The ultimate shagger January 4, 2020
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avery shea

Avery Shea is an amazing, well put together girl who if very fit and very good at figure skating. She is very nice to others, kind, honest, she is the the most beautiful girl ever
by Eat me out!! DADDY May 2, 2018
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Shea + Coconut

The most affordable skincare brand on the market you didn't know you needed. Think dry hands with something that actually works, and maintains moisture for hours, but not overpriced. Subscribe to their monthly boxes and keep your hands and feet from having to go through the pain of being ashy and dry every month. Everything you needed in a skincare product - for the fraction of the cost. The smartest way to stay smoothed all day.
I have to keep washing my hands every hour due to my job, so in order to keep them healthy and balanced, I grab Shea + Coconut and feel better about my hands not being damaged.
by ashfree November 25, 2021
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Shea Elyse Prior

Shea fills people with butterflies and has the eyes of the bluest ocean that no one can take their eyes off of. Her lips shine and she has the most beautiful smile that is drop dead gorgeous. She loves to ride horses and she loves stargazing too. Shea has a huge goofy side to her too that will make you laugh or smile. She will always do her best to make you blush and smile. Shea will always brighten up your mood when you're down and make sure you open up your feelings with her. She will never leave you behind and she will always be with you no matter what.

If you piss her off or otherwise leave her in a haunted ranch with a Ouija Board alone, she will round house kick your ass and make sure you feel it.

If you are good Friends with Shea, don't ever let her leave your life. Make sure she stays with you forever and let her know that you need her in your life...
"Hey? Did you see Shea Elyse Prior riding her horse near Hollywood recently?"

"Oh god yeah... I couldn't stop looking at her. She looks like a goddess riding her horse. She gave me the butterflies just by looking at her. She is so drop dead beautiful..."
by MargaretKnight27 November 23, 2021
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Shea ohagan

A shea o hagan is a living organism indescribable :)
“hey should we go and knock for shea ohagan” “YES! I love that thing”
by Thelittlepeiceofplum March 9, 2021
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Marley Shea

Ugh that ginger queen called Marley shea is kinda annoying
by Sexy queen 123 December 1, 2018
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