The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.
The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014
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The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.
I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.
by lukey_dukey March 17, 2012
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Get the Bob the Samurai Warrior mug.A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.
by Elmo bg May 2, 2009
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Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.
WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.
Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.
WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.
I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.
by theshinykitty April 10, 2005
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