Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Leftist returnism

When leftists return home to get their parents to pay for dental.

I just think the struggle makes the moments beautiful. Out of that context it’s cheap, leftist returnism.

by CoolDudery69 February 20, 2024

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013