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retid

The crackhead version of a retard. A chaotic Retard
I may be a retard but at least I’m not a retid like you. I also have rights, retids do not
by Sexyassflamingo November 18, 2019
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retired vsco girl

"Retired vsco girl" is a vsco girl that has decided to throw out all there items linking them to be a vsco girl leaving them as a "Retired vsco girl"
I threw out all my vsco girl items so I guess I'm a "Retired vsco girl" now
by Pugz stuff January 19, 2020
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Retired surfie

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
by jw316006 October 10, 2021
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reitu

Nice mullet pretty big likes lesbians and boys is really kind and loves his family
Hey reitu

Hey dude your hot
by Joehoehoe November 21, 2021
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retired dependa

The spouse of a retired service member that still remains as an integral part of the Dependa Online Community.

This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.
Retired dependa: As a professional spouse (dependa), you should listen to me instead of complaining about (fill in the blank) and learn to appreciate your Jody.
by TheMadHatter987654321 July 4, 2023
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Zeta Reticulians

Zeta Reticuli, also called the Grays, are humanoid, gray Extraterrestrials from Zeta Reticuli or Orion. Some of them abduct, and there are reported cases of abduction. Some of them serve the light.
The CIA has contact with the Zeta Reticulians
by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022
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