Porn Remorse

The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.

Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.

5 minutes later

Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.

6 hours later

Me: Porn Remorse

by CRad49 November 25, 2009

Volunteer's remorse

When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.

I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.

by scribbled out August 25, 2013

fucker's remorse

when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.

by daring debby June 16, 2011

Remus

Remus is an amazing friend. When he wants to be. He can be a massive dickhead. But that’s just part of his charm! He’s incredibly funny and an epic member of the meme society. God bless Remus.

Remus is a rad dude

by Ok I’m dying March 10, 2019

Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.

Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.

by bahremon June 19, 2009

Post Wank Remorse (PWR)

You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.

" You + me ,get it on tom night" - Post Wank Remorse (PWR)

by Shaun47 December 16, 2009

no remorse

1. Without remorse.
2. A badass song by Metallica.

1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.

2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.

by Jordan Stevens March 4, 2008