A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.The ontological status of spacetime. Relativity brilliantly describes gravity as the curvature of a 4D spacetime continuum. The hard problem: Is this mathematical model—a static, geometric "block universe" where past, present, and future equally exist—a true picture of reality? If so, it obliterates free will and the passage of time as illusions. Or is it just a fantastically useful computational tool for predicting how things move and age relative to each other? We're forced to choose: either accept a frozen, deterministic cosmos that feels nothing like our lived experience, or admit our best theory of gravity describes relationships, not fundamental reality.
Example: According to relativity, from a god's-eye view, your birth, you reading this, and your death are all just fixed points in the spacetime block, like cities on a map. The hard problem: Your undeniable, visceral experience is of a flowing "now." Is that feeling a complete fiction generated by your brain? If spacetime is real, then the future is already "out there," waiting. This makes physics philosophically intolerable for most people, suggesting the theory may be a powerful instrumental description, not a literal metaphysical truth. But what, then, is gravity actually doing? Hard Problem of Relativity.
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