recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

recest

Coined by slate.com writer Christopher Beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of Congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during Congressional recess.

Female Staffer #1: Mark is gorgeous, but we work together. It's never going to work.

Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!

by jargonDC August 27, 2009

Reckface

1. An insult. Often used as a synonym for the word "faggot", though it doesn't necessarily pertain to homosexuality.

2. Having a lot of semen ejaculated on ones face (often involving multiple men). Doesn't necessarily pertain to homosexuality.

3. A good punch dance session.

4. Used to describe how a band performed live. In this instance meaning exciting, etc.

Ex 1. Dude that's gay, stop being a reckface.

Ex 2. Josh sat there as 10 men ejaculated on his face. At the end of the whole ordeal he had a reckface.

Ex 3. Dude, bro that was a really awesome punch dance routine you did out there, you totally reckface.

Ex 4. Dude, did you see Emmure? Yeah man I just saw them, they totally reckface last night.

by XxxBroxxX January 18, 2010

Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.

"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".

by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020

Recessionanol

The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.

With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!

Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?

A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.

Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.

by Dave W1 January 24, 2008

Recessionista

A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.

She's superstylish, always able to buy a round of drinks and still seems to be wearing a new outfit every time you see her. She's a recessionista, that New York marvel who's a magnet for a good deal. And in this economy, she's got a lot to teach us.

by Kaylea Livingston October 17, 2008

recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working

My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009