Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

by Coolbabies March 16, 2019

Ramen Gurl

A ramen gurl is a girl that approaches a sad and lonely guy and without ulterior motive asks about something he's doing (usually something considered dorky or lame namely ramen). After making his day she promptly falls out of existence never to be see by him again living only as a pleasant memory and an ideal to strive for. She can make you forget your depression!

Dude 1: <stops mid-conversation>
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!

by GurlsJustWannaHaveRamen September 11, 2018

mmm ramen

It's when ramen is so good that u gotta be like mmm ramen

Goddam this is some mmm ramen

by Lord Ramen June 8, 2019

Top'n Ramen

A cheewee term for ramen noodles used mostly around Willsboro, NY.

I would love me some Top'n Ramen right 'bout now!

by Tammy-Lyn Wiggler September 13, 2019

ramen off

A competition usually between two people were the contestants eat as much Ramen as possible.

OY MAX! WE HAVIN' A RAMEN OFF ON SUNDAY MATE!

by Ginger_Retard September 25, 2017

Juicy Ramen

1. Thick Asian ass

2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT

4. And is only for Shordy's

Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen

by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017

Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012