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Ramen Nudes

They Are Nude Noodles... What Else Would They Be, Nude Bread?
These Ramen Nudes Have No Flavor...
by ORDEREDRO December 10, 2016
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Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
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Juicy Ramen

1. Thick Asian ass

2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT

4. And is only for Shordy's
Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen
by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017
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Maruchan Ramen

The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:

1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents

2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited

3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years

4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp

5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
My student debt makes me wanna jump into heavy traffic, but at least I still have Maruchan Ramen
by That thing in your eye April 12, 2023
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square-of-ramen

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.
"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."
by DoYouReallyCare? October 21, 2015
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ramen off

A competition usually between two people were the contestants eat as much Ramen as possible.
OY MAX! WE HAVIN' A RAMEN OFF ON SUNDAY MATE!
by Ginger_Retard September 25, 2017
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Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.
Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.
by Coolbabies March 16, 2019
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