fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

snail racing

Getting bare ass nekkid and rubbing your vagina across a linoleum floor. Not recommended for wood floors or carpet.

Hey, you up for some snail racing?

by master.of.porkchops October 1, 2013

Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021

Assoluto Racing

Definition:
A retarded game that is constantly getting more bugs and no fixes

Assoluto Racing is fucking trash smh

by IXRASSOLUTO May 27, 2020

Brizillian Drag Racing

The game of race shaving your pubes with mutual friends. Usually brought about by consuming multiple budweisers. The winner finishes shaving first. If a tie, the winner is whoever has less cuts on their genitalia.

So me and bobby are about to brizillian drag race; you in?

Brizillian drag racing was definetly a bad idea last night.

by mxmatt612 June 9, 2011

street racing

one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

Holden Racing Team

Most succesful race team in one of the most succesful touring car race categories in the world - largely due to the fact they run the best cars in the world: v8 gm holdens that is. Pisses on the pathetic 2 litres and jap gt500 cardboard racer shite

holdenfan1: 'hey the hrt won again *pops champagne cork*' holdenfan2: 'gee i'd hate to be a wanker ford supporter, or worse still a homosexual small-dicked japanese rice-car lover'.

by roron June 5, 2003