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Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression
Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.
by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025
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Resting creeper face

Resting creeper face or RCF for short is when you or unfortunately unphotogenic and every picture that you appear in the background of you look like you are either totally oblivious or creeping or photo bombing
Congressman Shri Thenadar suffers from resting creeper face! there’s this one picture with him in the background looking creepily over Joe Biden
by Enderlee December 7, 2025
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Resting Brad Stance

The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
by Chaveline January 11, 2026
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inch resting

noun. an ironic alternative of interesting. the term comes from the mispronunciation.
oh wow that's really INCH resting...
by daturana June 11, 2018
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bitchy resting face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.
"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"

"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".
by Loobergs July 31, 2013
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Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.
"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014
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net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.
Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!
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