Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

ruby redfern

the best person in the world

omg ruby redfern is the best person in the world

by RRITB June 30, 2017

Cunt Rudder

A females life long decision making and navigation tool.

JENNY HAD BETTER GET HER CUNT RUDDER ALIGNED OR SHE WILL NEVER GET LAID OR GET THAT JOB.

by Alexander Ironheart May 29, 2018

Zervas Rudder

Deep throating a girl and while your cock is down her throat you grab her neck and jerk yourself off with her throat.

We preformed a Zervas Rudder last night!

by NewNunican March 3, 2018

brock redden

The name given to boys with small dicks who think they are top shit, usually described as an eshay.

person 1: “What do you think of that Brock Redden kid?”
Person 2: “A fully fucking eshay cunt”

by eshay is not cool May 29, 2019

Olivia Redden

a fully eshay cunt who steals boats for a living

person 1: “i wonder where my man is”
person 2 “ that olivia redden chick stole him and his boat”

by eshay is not cool June 16, 2019

Mind Reader

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019