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Reality Check

A New York State-based youth anti-smoking organization that uses the same manipulative tactics to attract teens that they denigrate Big Tobacco for. They have a branch in every county in New York State. The organization and its representatives tend to be hypocritical, self-righteous, and defensive when contradicted. Currently involved in a censorship campaign to ban instances of smoking from movies, without any regard for the sanctity of the art.
Most kids just go to Reality Check events for the free stuff.
by Wreck the Check December 28, 2005
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reality chaser

Alcohol. Just as a regular chaser is something good-tasting following an unpleasant drink, a reality chaser follows the biggest unpleasantry of all; real life.
Shit, I got fired AND my car's been toed? Methinks this calls for a reality chaser.
by xxcutyourhairxx May 16, 2006
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Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.
Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!
by URinMyMind March 13, 2009
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reality rejects

A show people who can't cut it on any other show should try out for.
Dude, I think they're auditioning for Reality Rejects - maybe you'd have a shot there with those horrible dance moves...
by Jance23 December 5, 2007
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reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
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Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
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reality glitching

Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.
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