dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"

DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.

by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019

oven's ready

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking

yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite

by serious numchuk skills January 17, 2008

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

Ready Room

n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.

"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."

"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"

by Rob Aldred February 2, 2004

ready for the wild

I tested my feelings for you in the wild
result: they stand firm, stable and true

for details of the test procedure contact me
I think it is scientifically underpinned

ready for the wild

by Krkič July 5, 2019

too ready

When girls be so eager to have sex that they have surpassed being a hoe and graduated to being too ready.

"You see Keisha eating that banana on Instagram?"
"Yaaaas girl, she too ready"

by Hollaleezi January 17, 2015

oven-ready

A term used for microwavable Brexit deals

My deal is oven-ready, just stick it in the microwave

by Cintarquo December 7, 2019