Dirty quagmire

When you fill every hole in your girlfriend’s body with insect pheromones and go camping for a week, so if you have intercourse you can enjoy the tingling sensation of worms, flies, maggots, roaches, and bees on and crawling into your dick!

Yeah I had to take Whitney to the ER because I tried to give her a dirty quagmire

by Trullucc August 26, 2022

Layton faggy quarmby

A puff who grinds warzone like his Nan grinds the Muslims outside of mosque

I’m layton faggy quarmby I’m a fat puff wanna play warzone babes

by Chris Farrand July 12, 2022

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Quamp

A word used for something stupid or weird

That person over there looks quamp!

by allynw May 27, 2010

quamf

the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.

dude did you hear john's quamf??!!

by quamftacular June 18, 2011

Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

by Park School August 2, 2003

quarm farm

extreme excess of vaginal secretion

oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!

by testachiles April 24, 2009