ascension quality

something that is of very bad quality

this pen is broken, it is ascension quality

by ur_AQ May 29, 2011

quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel.

by wrihghuowrjoijkwaopwm;wr November 6, 2018

quality vs. quantity

The age old debate...Do I go for the Double D's, or 4 B ladies? ;)

Pat: "I think I'm gunna hook up with the quality tonight."
Ken: Word.

by MeGn December 3, 2003

quality vs quantity

A pathetic excuse for having a small wallet or a small dick.

Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.

I thought we could eat in tonight.

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)

beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

by michael foolsley June 6, 2011

Qualitaristic

To define a quality and characteristic of an individual, person, place, time, setting, set, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

"Well that's just one of the qualitaristics of your friends...they're good people."

by GelCap203 August 6, 2006

Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

by Kshoop January 28, 2007