queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

Queef

An abbreviation of "Queens Under Extreme Enemy Fire" (Q.U.E.E.F.). Queef is a term for a very popular young woman in the high school population who has been taken down by nerds that are bearing firearms, or sticks of burning wood.

Bro, the other night at the party everyone thought Ashely was cool, but she turned into a total queef.

by King Queef July 4, 2011

queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.

"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."

by Victor April 14, 2003

Queef

It means to fart out of your vagina.

Maria: WHOA! Did you here my vagina queef?
Haley: You mean your vagina farted?
Maria: DUH!

by EAESTHETIC October 20, 2006

Queef

A try-hard fart that comes out from the vagina

I tried to fart but it ended up as a queef

by errrr...! January 16, 2010

queef

when a women blows air out of her vagina

"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"

by alex brownie January 28, 2008

Queef

the action of laying on your back, and flinging your legs up so air is sucked into your vagina, allowing a vaccuum sort of farting/sucking sound to be released.

Woah, Catherine, GOOD QUEEF!

by Anonymous June 10, 2002