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a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests
look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.
by Anony666mous December 21, 2019
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Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)
John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 2, 2024
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Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour
Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.
by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023
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Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.
Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.
by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023
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Flipper the Priest

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously
by SwagLord II November 22, 2021
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priest

Made from Joy and loved by everyone they meet, he is charming, and has a lot of charisma. He is funny and good at sports. Ladies love that kid and he will always be loved or hated by friends or foes. Sometimes get a bad rap sheet but is unique and one of a kind. He is one of the special ones in this World and to know him is to love him. If you ever get a Priest or Pre Pre make sure to treasure him forever.
Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.
by Joyandpain November 21, 2021
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Frisky Priest

Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?

It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!
by Chas Duran December 8, 2020
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