The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


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by The Cone November 22, 2010
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prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens
Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet
by Bigchild96 July 25, 2015
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Demon dispelling prayer

Ugh that felt funny...
Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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prayer flags

Coming from buddhist rightly colored flags or banners printed with auspicious mantras or prayers common all throughout places like nepal and tibet. They are red,blue, green, yellow and white to reflect the 5 elements and are meant to be hung in the wind to bring positivity.
"All over Nepal and Tibet they use prayer flags"

"That house has prayer flags on the porch"
by Thatsombitch March 21, 2022
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Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.
Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.
by jackbox281 September 28, 2021
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