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porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Porcelain Panic Room

A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.
"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021
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Porcelain Dope

A real ass white girl that’s fine as shit with immaculate vibes.
by Godly4u March 13, 2022
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Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.
"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"
by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022
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porcelain challenge

An extremely dangerous trend where you grind up old china and snort it.
Person 1: have you heard of the porcelain challenge?

Person 2: yeah, two people have died and 7 hospitalized.
by ChildProgeny October 2, 2022
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porcelain challenge

A trend started in late 2022 involving snorting ground up china. This trend was widely participated in and resulted in massive amounts of hospitalizations and deaths.
Brandon and I did the porcelain challenge last week. Best trend ever
by Harry114 October 2, 2022
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porcelain challenge

A TikTok challenge wherein teenagers crush up porcelain and snort it in attempt of getting some sort of high
“dude, Johnny attempted the Porcelain Challenge last night, he’s in the hospital.”
“what a fucking moron
by doorknobeater October 2, 2022
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