porch factor

The increased or decreased number of residents sitting out side or on their homes porch in the evening hours on warm temped nights, to indicate a correlation of higher or lower level of criminal activity based on the theory that the more people present in a given area and the increase of warmer weather, also the chances for interaction with others increased thus the possibility of criminal activity or accidental injury, increases.

I believe there will be a lot of people getting injured tonight because it looks like the Porch Factor is up.

by SMBLAIR May 6, 2015

Porch Cunt

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.

Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?

by Weeki June 3, 2015

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

by Captian full send May 30, 2021

Pirahalathan

Pirahalathan or also pira, is a man who has original aisiatic roots and everybody knows what a pira is. (capi)

Pirahalathan cmon please, everyone knows you're one of those. cough cough capi....

by Johnny Boy 420 October 2, 2023

pirahalathan

a man without electricity and money and full of debts.

If you order something for him, you will be reminded and eventually charged until you get the money. Because he is a capi rather he goes for an easy girl simping.

"Hey pirahalathan I need to pay your bill give me the money".

pirahalathan will reply "sorry have too much debt will be run soon and have no money or electricity yk am just a capi and the little money i have i gave to my easy girl so she would notice me but she gives bj to everyone but me"

by Johnny Boy 420 October 2, 2023

Niggas On A Porch

A Cup allignment in beer pong similar to calling House or Bozo. Call Niggas On a Porch and the opponent alligns the cups as if there are niggas sitting outside on a porch. Making a U Shape with 5 Cups. Not a very good tactic but, very funny to call.

Jimmy- Can i get uh Niggas On a Porch.

Jerome- Fuck you say nigga?

by hitemwithayeeet January 7, 2018