A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 5, 2023

PopTart

A woman who has to be put down before she heats up.

Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017

Lemon PopTart

Albino man from ipswich

Lemon PopTart installed all the roof drains.

by PlumbLife July 19, 2022

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009