Platonic Friend

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

by andamay August 7, 2006

plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.

student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!

by KatieOh! September 12, 2006

plemons

The best fruit ever! Similar to a lemon. Kristen likes to suck half plemons.

Me:I love to eat plemons
Kristen: i love to suck plemons

by Alexplemon July 3, 2008

queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects

"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

by meme cubed May 29, 2016

platonic kiss

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

platonopal

A friend of the oposite sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're gay/lesbian, a friend of the same sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're bi and your friend is of either sex and you still don't want to sleep with them.

Yeah, Carol is a total hottie, but we're just platonopals.

by JessicaSan FranciscoBay December 9, 2008

platoniband

A man to whom one is legally married, but with whom the spouse has no sex.

My platoniband and I enjoy each other in many ways, but we do not have sex.

by nondl8100 January 16, 2011