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degree in physics

When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.
Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.
by Bob August 18, 2004
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Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.
by Triple J May 7, 2005
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quantum physics

a massive headache that wont stop
god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache
by dudester January 14, 2005
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Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
by bluecomplex March 2, 2010
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Raping Physics

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.
guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"
by Dark.arc December 14, 2008
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hack physics

When someone has done something that everyone else has believed completely impossible, OR failing to complete such a task.
Guy#1: "Dude, watch me do a backflip off the roof and into the pool!"

*crack!*

Guy#2: "You just tried to hack physics, didn't you?
by Darkdragon7952 February 9, 2009
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Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020
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