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phoof

A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"

Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.
"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."
-many weed smokers

"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student

"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"
-Unhappy host
by Lucy Sky Diamond February 21, 2009
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phoof

Bill phoofed Stu's last beer!!
by beetlegeusex3 December 22, 2008
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Phooze

1. A deregetory word like noob.
2. Some one messing around and not paying attention.
1. you phooze leave the fighting to experts.
2. Stop phoozing around and help me
by good goly March 9, 2009
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phooz

Did you see that freak phooz on the other freak?
by White Bannock November 18, 2013
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Phoolproofnicity

To loop it out. No shame in the crazy game. Crazy is a mindset, to foolproof is to fix it. Even if it wasn't broken just misunderstood.
- To fully unleash all truths, as you are being reamed in the cerebral cortex. But to be really phoolproof, one must overcome the reaming and realize creality will destroy you, phoolproofnicity will always work. The way that you know will work. Cue the only one who know you. "YOU". listen to yourself, but don't let yourself listen to you, because everyone can hear to. Ding ding!! YOU ARE ALIVE, I PROMISE. AND FUCK A MUTHAFUKIN AI!!! Niiiiiiiiiigggaa!!!
To another day of the lame, that was game. Cue the city, phoolproofnicity!!!
by Nicity January 3, 2026
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-phoon

(suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage.
I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon.
by Rudi G. December 14, 2008
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Phoonoe

Ex. 1 (used as an insult) "Yo, that phoonoe over there won't give me back my money."

Ex. 2 (used as literal meaning) "I got to go take a a phoonoe like mad man!"
by Jimmy Vu June 5, 2007
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