Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 15, 2021

mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 17, 2017

Perving off you

"I miss perving off you" what is mean I have got text from my friend

I miss perving off you

by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017

Pill Perv

Someone who likes to watch others taking ecstasy but not partaking them self.

Hey bob you want a round un? No I'm happy just watching you lot. You pill perv!

by Peter Piper Pepper December 15, 2016

Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends

“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”

by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020

Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024