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Persian Fart

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.
John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."
by D-Stutter May 6, 2006
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persian

A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.
by khashayar April 12, 2005
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wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.
"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Persian

The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially.

The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.
Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.
by Mr. Vice President July 9, 2011
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Persian

Same thing as Iranian.

A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.

The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.

According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.

The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.

The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
Being Persian is the same exact same thing as being Iranian.
by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005
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Perversiani

The term "perversiani" is commonly applied to testosterone-driven, horny guys.

"Perversiani" can be ascribed to a guy called "Ali Perversiani" who applies to all the characteristics mentioned above.
Ali Perversiani: "i wanna have sex all day long"
Puja: "Oh man, you are SUCH a perversiani"

Horny_Guy: "yeah..i jerked off at home to that girl i saw walking by at the bus stop"
Normal_Guy: "You know what? you live up to PERVERSIANIs name!"
by Mister Pi July 18, 2009
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Persian Oriental Rugs

Any floor covering made of natural materials such as wool, normally used as a decoration in both traditional and modern settings.
A beautiful collection of fine Persian carpets and Oriental rugs, Persian Oriental rugs, Wool area rugs at Rug Firm
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