Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe

omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick

by bigslayer77181 January 2, 2017

Patrick

asshole bitch fucks ugly girls

patrick

by serpent1001 April 3, 2016

Patrick

Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga

by Tavor k September 4, 2019

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 8, 2018

Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school

Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"

by Nikiminjaj March 25, 2018

Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 16, 2020

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019