Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe

omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick

by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017

Patrick

asshole bitch fucks ugly girls

patrick

by serpent1001 June 27, 2016

Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.

Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.

by [e-mail] May 8, 2019

Patrick

He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!

Person one- oh look it’s Patrick

Person two- lets go say hi

by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes

Patrick big weeb me not likey

by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019

Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him

Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass

by Oldman24 January 2, 2019