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Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe
omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick
by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017
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Patrick

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by serpent1001 June 27, 2016
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Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 20, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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Patrick

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart
Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me
by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020
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Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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