Patootie

18 year old Asian hooker

Did you see that patootie down by youngs pizza?

by El Frank March 3, 2015

paloshi

A master of the fitness routine called "Palosh", a mix between kung fu and pilates.

"wow that yoshi guy is a real paloshi, ive never seen one before."

by Karl September 5, 2004

patolicious

yummy bed buddy, but NOT a replacement.

I ruffled his tail feathers last night, he was patolicious!

by The Seaner October 29, 2007

patish

similar to the word 'pft'. An expression used to show one doesnt give a crap.

"you SUCK" said Bill
"patish..." replied Frank

by chan-hanster April 3, 2009

Patochka

Consumer technology products with lackluster or outdated design. More often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the Soviets.

Man 1: Dude, do you have a laptop, I have to show you the new Fiat commercial with Catrinel Menghia?

Man 2: It's in the other room.

Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?

Man 2: Right there, on the desk!

Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.

by King of Flava March 22, 2012

patoofi

A fucked up hairstyle on a black woman

Dat bitch walkin around wit a patoofi

by MsHollywood Kidd October 8, 2017

pamosnidbufbygvcthrjxekz

you have reached ABSOLUTE BOREDOM you cant ever get anymore bored. Starting from p you go to the next row and on the left click that key and next row on the right click that. Repeat until you get to z on the bottom row.

uhh math is the most boring thing ever. Ill type some letters into a search bar! how about.... pamosnidbufbygvcthrjxekz!

by ziggyzaggy300 November 30, 2020