Puerto ricaned up

When something is all laced or gaudy or just puerto rican
Lydia's had a big lace thing on it, it was puerto ricaned up.
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Puerto rican sunglasses

When a person falls asleep with their head tilted backwards, and another person puts their testicals over the passed out persons eyes.
That random guy from the party last night passed out way too early...so he got the puerto rican sunglasses.
by Arctic02Z September 3, 2010
mugGet the Puerto rican sunglassesmug.

puerto rican tuxedo

dude, what a loser, a denim shirt and jeans. the classic puerto rican tuxedo.
by mikypejsek October 28, 2013
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Puerto Rican Ferarri

Any modified car, usually a small import street racer with an overly large exhast pipe.
"Man, that was a great (unintelligible)!"

"What was that? I couldn't hear anything over that lame-ass Puerto Rican Ferarri."
by Crash Davis II October 16, 2008
mugGet the Puerto Rican Ferarrimug.

puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010
mugGet the puerto rican slurpeemug.

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