PTS

PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)
by FLOPTOP September 28, 2019
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Prime Time Sun. The act of tanning between the hours of 10am and 2pm for maximum sun exposure.
Bro, wanna go down the shore for some PTS?
by hashbrownham June 14, 2019
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PTs

"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.
Hi Karen,

I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.

PTs,
by youngmoneyfriend June 10, 2020
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PTS

When you’re late or just too lazy, you take a PTS shower.

PTS stands for - Pits, Tits, Ass
Mom : You’re late for school Bertha !

Bertha : Okay mom, imma take a PTS and I’ll be coming downstairs
by Shadowchyy March 20, 2019
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PT YOLO

PT-YOLO (You Only Live Once) is Today's Random Word of the Day, which is someone who attempts to 'only live once' by using up (or throwing away all of) their PTO (Paid Time Off) very early on during the work year in order to vacation, attend some seemingly epic event, or (generally speaking) seize the moment that they feel they must seize,... and then whining about their lack of time off for the remainder of the work year, thus subjecting their more prudent colleagues to complaints and negativity concerning their 'tragic' and 'unforeseen' lack of time off to do anything for the rest of the year.
Yeah, Kate's just moaning again about not being able to do the Memorial Day thing with us,... meh. If she wasn't such a PT-YOLO about her days off I might feel sorry for her.

To be fair, Google this in quotes for first attribution: 'PT YOLO' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.
by rwod March 15, 2018
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level 3 qualified PT

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
Chloe/23/level 3 qualified PT
by Garry Scope June 28, 2023
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
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